MLTP S33
| Rank | Team | GP | Pts | W | OTW | OTL | L | CF | CA | Diff | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
Portland Tile Blazers | 35 | 71 | 23 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 186 | 122 | +64 |
| 2 |
|
The Human Beings | 35 | 61 | 18 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 188 | 150 | +38 |
| 3 |
|
Weed the People | 33 | 60 | 17 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 158 | 127 | +31 |
| 4 |
|
MILF Manor | 35 | 59 | 18 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 158 | 173 | -15 |
| 5 |
|
Pussy Cap Balls | 35 | 54 | 16 | 2 | 2 | 15 | 144 | 143 | +1 |
| 6 |
|
Yo Grabba Grabba | 34 | 46 | 13 | 2 | 3 | 16 | 145 | 166 | -21 |
| 7 |
|
CarrotCake Magica | 32 | 30 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 104 | 157 | -53 |
| 8 |
|
The Land Before Timers | 35 | 30 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 23 | 162 | 207 | -45 |