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| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns | OSCAR | DSCAR | TSCAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NLTP S7 | The Capaliers | 6 | — | 450 | 10 | 1426 | 6303 | 565 | -33.8 | 54.1 | 20.3 |
| NLTP B S25 | Manipulation Station | 5 | — | 370 | 41 | 3432 | 2181 | 283 | 25.6 | -3.2 | 22.4 |
| mLTP S27 | Get Re or Die Tryin' | 7 | — | 300 | 13 | 1324 | 4623 | 302 | -16.6 | 21.7 | 5.1 |
| mLTP S29 | Pup Patrol | 19 | Missed playoffs | 300 | 15 | 1365 | 3100 | 339 | -10.5 | 18.1 | 7.7 |
| NLTP B S20 | Master Boaters | 6 | — | 290 | 20 | 1281 | 4872 | 404 | -3.9 | 44.1 | 40.2 |
| NLTP B S19 | The Team About Nothing | 2 | — | 276 | 10 | 1142 | 4525 | 298 | -14.0 | 26.6 | 12.6 |
| NLTP B S26 | Bohemian Cap City | 3 | — | 270 | 17 | 1442 | 3375 | 361 | -7.9 | 30.6 | 22.7 |
| NLTP B S18 | The Holdin Eagles | 13 | — | 260 | 22 | 1638 | 3456 | 360 | 0.9 | 31.2 | 32.1 |
| mLTP S28 | Cherry Bomb | 12 | — | 250 | 15 | 1111 | 3159 | 240 | -11.0 | 12.7 | 1.7 |
| NLTP B S21 | Pingfield Isotopes | 11 | — | 210 | 12 | 1237 | 2563 | 215 | -2.3 | 15.1 | 12.8 |
| NLTP S10 | CircleJukers | 16 | — | 170 | 6 | 605 | 1930 | 213 | -8.5 | 18.0 | 9.5 |
| NLTP S12 | A¢AP Mob | 12 | — | 152 | 17 | 1211 | 371 | 64 | 8.2 | -10.7 | -2.4 |
| NLTP B S13 | — | — | — | 140 | 16 | 893 | 1665 | 196 | 4.5 | 17.4 | 21.9 |
| NLTP B S11 | Blockwork Orange | 4 | — | 130 | 24 | 1502 | 493 | 118 | 14.8 | -2.5 | 12.3 |
| mLTP S11 | Liberty Caps | 5 | — | 130 | 5 | 634 | 1546 | 163 | -8.1 | 10.7 | 2.6 |
| NLTP S21 | — | — | — | 80 | 4 | 226 | 1131 | 89 | -4.5 | 6.9 | 2.4 |
| NLTP S18 | The Holdin Eagles | 12 | — | 42 | 1 | 216 | 570 | 56 | -2.7 | 4.1 | 1.4 |
| MLTP S11 | Boats 'n' Holds | 12 | — | 39 | 1 | 151 | 509 | 48 | -3.1 | 3.0 | -0.1 |
| mLTP S12 | — | — | — | 32 | 1 | 129 | 400 | 27 | -1.9 | 1.0 | -0.9 |
| NLTP S11 | — | — | — | 30 | 0 | 243 | 207 | 24 | -0.6 | 0.2 | -0.4 |
| NLTP B S12 | A¢AP Mob | 2 | — | 30 | 6 | 257 | 90 | 15 | 3.4 | -1.9 | 1.5 |