Penis Wings
| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| mLTP S31 | Nuclear Jukes | 3 | Won Equidistant Eight | 342 | 53 | 3849 | 1191 | 218 |
| mLTP S30 | Nuclear Jukes | 11 | Lost Play-in | 300 | 26 | 2750 | 629 | 173 |
| mLTP S29 | Nuclear Jukes | 14 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 300 | 46 | 3307 | 894 | 166 |
| mLTP S28 | Harlem Globebotters | 3 | — | 300 | 35 | 2913 | 993 | 186 |
| NLTP S27 | Jack in the Blocks | 7 | — | 230 | 39 | 2489 | 713 | 140 |
| mLTP S35 | Legends of the Splittin' Temple | 7 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 180 | 28 | 2271 | 557 | 101 |
| NLTP S34 | Harlem GlobeBotters | 2 | Lost Week 1 | 180 | 26 | 1852 | 1170 | 188 |
| mLTP S36 | — | — | — | 150 | 9 | 1172 | 1239 | 137 |
| NLTP S36 | Mercury Revolutions | 4 | Lost Foci Four | 150 | 14 | 1071 | 1807 | 188 |
| mLTP S32 | — | — | — | 118 | 7 | 1073 | 350 | 67 |
| mLTP S34 | — | — | — | 50 | 4 | 504 | 160 | 23 |
| mLTP S27 | — | — | — | 20 | 2 | 270 | 30 | 11 |
| MLTP S32 | — | — | — | 20 | 0 | 150 | 50 | 11 |