Penis Wings
| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns | OSCAR | DSCAR | TSCAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| mLTP S31 | Nuclear Jukes | 3 | Won Equidistant Eight | 342 | 53 | 3849 | 1191 | 218 | 41.2 | -14.9 | 26.4 |
| NLTP B S26 | Miami Ballphins | 10 | — | 320 | 26 | 3320 | 1605 | 250 | 20.9 | -1.0 | 19.9 |
| mLTP S30 | Nuclear Jukes | 11 | Lost Play-in | 300 | 26 | 2750 | 629 | 173 | 11.1 | -22.7 | -11.6 |
| mLTP S29 | Nuclear Jukes | 14 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 300 | 46 | 3307 | 894 | 166 | 29.3 | -20.5 | 8.8 |
| mLTP S28 | Harlem Globebotters | 3 | — | 300 | 35 | 2913 | 993 | 186 | 22.9 | -14.3 | 8.6 |
| NLTP S27 | Jack in the Blocks | 7 | — | 230 | 39 | 2489 | 713 | 140 | 29.3 | -9.0 | 20.3 |
| mLTP S35 | Legends of the Splittin' Temple | 7 | Lost Equidistant Eight | 180 | 28 | 2271 | 557 | 101 | 24.4 | -10.9 | 13.6 |
| NLTP S34 | Harlem GlobeBotters | 2 | Lost Week 1 | 180 | 26 | 1852 | 1170 | 188 | 15.7 | 6.9 | 22.6 |
| NLTP B S25 | Bohemian Cap City | 3 | — | 155 | 20 | 1727 | 357 | 84 | 18.2 | -8.0 | 10.2 |
| NLTP B S11 | Nevermores | 11 | — | 153 | 17 | 1678 | 897 | 114 | 14.0 | -1.5 | 12.5 |
| mLTP S36 | — | — | — | 150 | 9 | 1172 | 1239 | 137 | 0.3 | 2.7 | 3.0 |
| NLTP S36 | Mercury Revolutions | 4 | Lost Foci Four | 150 | 14 | 1071 | 1807 | 188 | -0.5 | 14.6 | 14.1 |
| mLTP S32 | — | — | — | 118 | 7 | 1073 | 350 | 67 | 4.9 | -6.7 | -1.8 |
| mLTP S34 | — | — | — | 50 | 4 | 504 | 160 | 23 | 3.3 | -3.5 | -0.2 |
| NLTP S11 | Nevermores | 9 | — | 40 | 2 | 300 | 337 | 33 | 1.1 | 0.5 | 1.6 |
| mLTP S27 | — | — | — | 20 | 2 | 270 | 30 | 11 | 2.7 | -1.4 | 1.3 |
| MLTP S32 | — | — | — | 20 | 0 | 150 | 50 | 11 | -0.1 | -1.0 | -1.1 |