#SelfySyntax
| Season | Team | Seed | Playoff Finish | Min | Caps | Hold | Prevent | Returns |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| mLTP S31 | Over the Pants Handoffs | 2 | Lost Muper Ball | 350 | 89 | 5004 | 1359 | 160 |
| MLTP S33 | Pussy Cap Balls | 5 | Lost Secant Six | 350 | 59 | 3667 | 761 | 167 |
| mLTP S36 | Over the Pants Handoffs | 5 | Lost Secant Six | 340 | 61 | 3937 | 1304 | 222 |
| MLTP S17 | United Pingdom | 9 | — | 330 | 38 | 2545 | 645 | 136 |
| mLTP S30 | Stranger Pings | 14 | Missed playoffs | 300 | 29 | 3156 | 1301 | 190 |
| MLTP S36 | I Saw the TP Glow | 8 | Missed playoffs | 300 | 34 | 2492 | 2035 | 178 |
| mLTP S27 | Tears for Spheres | 13 | — | 300 | 36 | 3267 | 1225 | 190 |
| mLTP S29 | Trailer Park Balls | 20 | Missed playoffs | 300 | 23 | 1921 | 2822 | 310 |
| MLTP S23 | The Holy Seehawks | 8 | — | 290 | 24 | 2473 | 1204 | 133 |
| mLTP S28 | Cherry Bomb | 12 | — | 280 | 36 | 2460 | 2040 | 211 |
| MLTP S19 | Stranger Pings | 9 | — | 280 | 38 | 1994 | 616 | 114 |
| mLTP S35 | bigbadball's bigbadballs | 12 | Missed playoffs | 210 | 12 | 1192 | 2082 | 249 |
| MLTP S21 | Chennai Super Pings | 12 | — | 200 | 23 | 1493 | 656 | 100 |
| mLTP S32 | Over the Pants Handoffs | 7 | Lost Fibonacci Fifteen | 180 | 40 | 1994 | 704 | 105 |
| MLTP S18 | Over the Pants Handoffs | 10 | — | 170 | 16 | 1412 | 390 | 66 |
| MLTP S22 | — | — | — | 160 | 18 | 1228 | 545 | 71 |
| MLTP S20 | — | — | — | 149 | 18 | 1456 | 490 | 56 |
| mLTP S37 | Over the Pants Handoffs | 9 | — | 100 | 19 | 1306 | 312 | 62 |
| MLTP S16 | Stranger Pings | 10 | — | 80 | 13 | 564 | 260 | 36 |
| MLTP S15 | — | — | — | 50 | 7 | 380 | 202 | 22 |
| MLTP S35 | — | — | — | 40 | 9 | 427 | 172 | 16 |
| MLTP S14 | 21 Juke Street | 8 | — | 40 | 7 | 346 | 38 | 14 |
| MLTP S27 | — | — | — | 20 | 2 | 144 | 53 | 7 |
| MLTP S28 | — | — | — | 10 | 1 | 90 | 34 | 10 |